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*pubmed* - a poem!!
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CaliforniaLyme
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:10 pm    Post subject: *pubmed* - a poem!! Reply with quote

PUBMED

i love you!
because you are so haphazardous

I love you-
because you make such supreme human sense
because I can type in tick and get 16668 citations
and type TICKS and get 12009
because if I mis-spell Borrelia on purpose
I know it will disclose new documents
entered in error
long ago

the romance of you, pubmed
is mystery

the mystery of why abstracts with borrelia burgdorferi
in the title
can be under Lyme or borrelia or borreliosis
but never all three
and it is random or whimsy
unknown

there is no conspiracy here
there is translation and transcription
and such lovely, lovely
human error
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brent
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Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1543

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: *pubmed* - a poem!! Reply with quote

lmao good.
I forgot to say congrats on your teaching stint.
Nice to see these kids get a dose of Lyme reality.
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lisasawitch
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Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 461

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:05 pm    Post subject: Re: *pubmed* - a poem!! Reply with quote

An ode to pubmed? Pubmed is haphazardous?

Ok interesting....

CaliforniaLyme wrote:
Quote:
PUBMED

i love you!
because you are so haphazardous

I love you-
because you make such supreme human sense
because I can type in tick and get 16668 citations
and type TICKS and get 12009
because if I mis-spell Borrelia on purpose
I know it will disclose new documents
entered in error
long ago

the romance of you, pubmed
is mystery

the mystery of why abstracts with borrelia burgdorferi
in the title
can be under Lyme or borrelia or borreliosis
but never all three
and it is random or whimsy
unknown

there is no conspiracy here
there is translation and transcription
and such lovely, lovely
human error
Back to top
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