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Why God created Farts and Diarhea
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Greatcod
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:00 pm    Post subject: Why God created Farts and Diarhea Reply with quote

God was in trouble. He was constipated by a stool (a turd, really) so
large and thick that The Almighty himself could not pass it.
He then created Farts and Diarhea, and found relief.
He passed farts and diarhea onto to us, and gave them the name Chuck
Adams.
As you probably have noticed from his posts, all Chuck Adams is capable
of is farts and diarhea.Over and over and over.
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Chuck P Adams
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Why God created Farts and Diarhea Reply with quote

Greatcod wrote:
Quote:
God was in trouble. He was constipated by a stool (a turd, really) so
large and thick that The Almighty himself could not pass it.
He then created Farts and Diarhea, and found relief.
He passed farts and diarhea onto to us, and gave them the name Chuck
Adams.
As you probably have noticed from his posts, all Chuck Adams is capable
of is farts and diarhea.Over and over and over.


God Hates Fags.

Remember that
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eugeneshapiroisapig
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:35 am    Post subject: Re: Why God created Farts and Diarhea Reply with quote

did you enjoy your vacation chuck?


Elected Newsgroup leader Chuck wrote:
Quote:
Greatcod wrote:
God was in trouble. He was constipated by a stool (a turd, really) so
large and thick that The Almighty himself could not pass it.
He then created Farts and Diarhea, and found relief.
He passed farts and diarhea onto to us, and gave them the name Chuck
Adams.
As you probably have noticed from his posts, all Chuck Adams is capable
of is farts and diarhea.Over and over and over.


God Hates Fags.

Remember that
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Chuck P Adams
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Posts: 1335

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:57 am    Post subject: Re: Why God created Farts and Diarhea Reply with quote

trong wrote:
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did you enjoy your vacation chuck?


It was a Business trip overseas. Not much fun but did get to see the
Great Wall and other sites in China.
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eugeneshapiroisapig
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:50 am    Post subject: Re: Why God created Farts and Diarhea Reply with quote

did you hit up the asian poontang scene?

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trong wrote:
did you enjoy your vacation chuck?


It was a Business trip overseas. Not much fun but did get to see the
Great Wall and other sites in China.
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Chuck P Adams
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:13 am    Post subject: Re: Why God created Farts and Diarhea Reply with quote

trong wrote:
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did you hit up the asian poontang scene?


Most girls worked the hotel bar's and it was like a buffet of
beautiful Asian woman, it's common practice to hit on business men in
Asia. I always thought Columbian or Brazilian woman were the most
beautiful but small petite Asian woman are so sensual and erotic.

Now, what would a Asian man coming to America on business say if he
seen Kathleen in her farmers overalls and hair all messed up sniffling
like a crack whore in a bar? lol, he would take the next flight back
to China.
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