ED CONRAD SINKS HIS TOOTH INTO EBAY.

Ed Conrad · medicine forum Guru Wannabe Joined: 21 May 2005 Posts: 102

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Sadly, I have decided to get out of the business
of crushing the brain-dead skulls of deceitful,
dishonest members of the Scientific Establishment
in the pursuit of man's true origin and ancestry.
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Hence, I have begun selling some of my petrified
bones, teeth and soft organs discovered between
anthracite veins in Northeastern Pennsylvania.
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The first to go on the block on eBay is the giant
petrified tooth, eons older than any dinosaur bone
or tooth ever found and proving that the Theory
of Evolution is pure crap .
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The giant petrified tooth is item No. 200005361863
and the starting bid is a modest $5, with a modest
reserve (the pseudoscientists have me SO disgusted).
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You can also call up the item by searching for "Giant
Petrified Tooth."
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Before it is sold, I only wish the gigantic creature,
whose tooth it was, could only bite the ass of those
arrogant, pompous bureaucratic dishonest snobs who
have desecrated the sacred name Science.
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Ed Conrad
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