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Scar Face
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:45 pm    Post subject: Jethro? Iz zat you? Reply with quote

Come down from that tree, boy. Jethrine aint been seen 'round these
parts in ages, neither has my liddle girl Lotitta. Last I heard from
Lotitta, she wuz sittin on more gator eggs, somthin to do with Killborn
and his sex flu resurch. I think the gators musta ate that Firebird
fella, he aint been herd from neither since we tossed him in tha swomp
fer bellyun up to tha bar and callin all the barsluts whores.
Ennyways.
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Loretta S
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:45 am    Post subject: Re: Jethro? Iz zat you? Reply with quote

I m rite here I been as usual conduten experiements whitch have been ut
moist successful. Jethro is avoiden me cause I want to try out my new
love poshun on him. Yes I have put 300 eggs on heaten blankets in the
basement yet again. Jethrine went madd again an is in the insane asylum
on lithium and stupid dr. just can diagnose what in the hell is wrong
with her.. Being a gay gator has been hard on Jethrine. And her drinking
and sleepen, with well U know and haven off spring just done her in last
year. Maybe she is bi. Dr. Killbone is in irake he is usen his special
meds on the weird people that want to kill over religion and working on
a major brain wash treatment for them nit wits. Loretta



Come down from that tree, boy. Jethrine aint been seen 'round these
parts in ages, neither has my liddle girl Lotitta. Last I heard from
Lotitta, she wuz sittin on more gator eggs, somthin to do with Killborn
and his sex flu resurch. I think the gators musta ate that Firebird
fella, he aint been herd from neither since we tossed him in tha swomp
fer bellyun up to tha bar and callin all the barsluts whores. Ennyways.
Scar Face
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Loretta S
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Jethro? Iz zat you? Reply with quote

Com on Jethro don be shy. I gots some goodies for u 2. as a metter a
fact i got a freezer full of carsuses all perfect road kill for a
exceptional snack. Connor has been on a sabatical and should be back
soon. I will be in the lab till 3 and then it is time fer my afternoon
swim. MY leaches have mulitipied into a army. Loretta
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Jethro? Iz zat you? (Loretta) Reply with quote

Well, I'm back from Eyerak. Flew in with the bird flu a couple of days
ago and have been hanging out in that little shack behind Big Daddy's we
used to screw in when we were kids, Loretta. Would you believe I
stumbled on that used condom I was wearing when I popped your cherry? I
know it's the same one because it's red and has a hole in the business
end of it. I saved it for you so you could put it in your scrapbook.
It's kind of dried out though.

Thanks so much for taking such good care of the gator eggs while I was
off to Eyerak. My mission there was of the utmost importance, I've left
enough of the sex flu virus to incapacitate the entire Middle East. I'm
a bit miffed about how the military intends to use it though. The
politicos are making them wait til just before the elections in November
before they turn it loose. Ashley got the government contract for
staging emergency birth control devices and morning after pills all over
the Middle East to avoid a population explosion of little arabs. They
put Saddam on Badd Luck for a ride and she bucked him silly. Both of
them will be home before they unleash the virus. Ash told me Badd Luck
is sick of bucking arabs.
I'm taking a few days off before I get back in the lab. I'll be hanging
out over at Big Daddy's in case you want to get drunk with us. Just
don't bring those leeches into the bar. Last time you did, one latched
onto the forehead of Billy Bob's girlfriend and sucked the brains right
out of her. She hasn't been the same since. Of course, Billy Bob
doesn't mind too much.

Doc Killborn
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Loretta S
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Jethro? Iz zat you? dr. K Reply with quote

I think its a wondreful idear that you gives the sex flue to them mid
easterns. The plan iz they will quit fighten and only tink of sex. In
which the ambush will take place. The govt has great planns fer the sex
flu and will finely be used, to controll the world. it always worked
well in the Swamp we got the populution to prove it worthy. I waz able
to doulbe my leach population on the last out break. The eggs are of
regular color there iz no spotted ones yet every nite they all
listening to rock a bye reptile. Connor been playen this geetarr
nightly. Dr. K I dont kno what yer talken about we never did it, but you
do like to watch it being done with all types of thing a magigors an all
them
sick moves we made a few years back.
I have been editing clips for a x rated movie in the making. Its so sick
you will love it. I wil be down around 8pm. My leaches are exhausted so
they have to rest up. Loreta
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Loretta S
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:47 pm    Post subject: Re: dr. K update Reply with quote

Well az usuall dr. K got locken up n the brig by Jethro.. Dr. K went
madd after 2 bottles a tequila an 2 cups a lime and a lb a salt. He took
all lhis clothes off an thought he coud swim on up to texas. He got 200
yards when Jethro and baddluck had to row out and fetch hem. He acosted
a dolphen n his path an asket her to marry him. They kidnapped the
temporary preacher an tied the knot n Conors pool.
I filmed the whole episode as I thougt it wood be a great additshion to
the obsine movie I am maken. An friday I am playing the Killborn show at
the movie shack at 8pm sharp.
Poor dr. K he iz gonna have a head acke when he waks up. Matilldaw iz
swimming around wth a weedin ring in her fin. She will be admitted to
the phyck ward as soon as we can locate her. She has to have some shock
therapy to snap her back to reality and file an anolument.
Oh well Jethrine needs some familure company in the phyck ward for way
werid women.
Connor is supposted to be hear soon. He has decided to repent his sinns
today so I gots a big bag a meds so he dont feel the pain of going
straight out of the alien abductshion and cleaning up his act with help
from the leaches too.. This hidden in shrubs and trees, chimneys, rose
beads, under hoods of cars just has to stop. If he dont get better, I am
putting him out and going to reprogram him physicaly and mentalee.
The alien abductshion sure don him in and he aint been rite sinse.
Loretta
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