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Hedge
medicine forum beginner
Joined: 03 May 2005
Posts: 12
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 Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:15 pm Post subject:
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Oh Carey,
May I suggest you offer a personal demo?  ) |
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Twittering One
medicine forum Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 523
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:41 pm Post subject:
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"Maybe twittering one will show us a
All how it's done
And we can be rid of his cluttering, idiotic posts once
& for all!
(Only of course if he's so inclined anyway
....not suggesting anything
"twit")"
~ Ann
"Illegal, Ann, to influence onw toward suicide.
No joking matter,
As far as I am concerned."
~ Twittering |
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Twittering One
medicine forum Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 523
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:54 pm Post subject:
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"Ps.
Helpful Pearls of Wisdom
For the Healing Profession ~
Next time your patient tells you
She's suicidal,
Call back ~ !"
~ Twittering
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Concerning ~~~~>
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~ Raving
"Famous last words ...
'If I had a gun in the house ...'
But O, alas,
I have no license to acquire a gun."
~ Twittering
"... and until recently,
Twitter never wanted one.
But now alas,
She contemplates her methodology ~
A is for Arsenic.
B is for Belladonna.
C is for Crash.
Or just consult ...
Or just consult ...
Or just consult ...
Or just consult ...
Or just consult ...
Or just consult ...
Or just consult ...
Or just consult ...
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~ * The Morning Wood
Suicide Methodology Self ~ Help
Desk * ~
Our Motto ~
'Were here to make your life easier ~ !"
"Que sera sera,
Or so sang Ms.
Doris Day."
~ Folly
"Or,
Que sera sera,
Or so sang Ms.
Doris Day."
~ Twittering
*
"Members can then schedule
A reserved session time which allows exclusive control
Of the shooting system to fire
At a choice of various
C ~ Reactive Protean Targets."
~ The Online Firing Range
"C ~ Reactive Protean Targets?
What's that?
!Hell No!
We're tired of hanging out online.
We want offline
Real Time Real Life."
~ Folly
"Heck, yeah ~ !
Folly, stay away from that thing."
~ Twittering
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Twittering One
medicine forum Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 523
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject:
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~ * ~
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~ * ~ The Morning Wood
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Desk * ~
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Manners ~
Make Yours Memorable!
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8. Fast, or Slow Exit
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10. Musical Selections
11. Haphazard, or Buzz Off Buzzard Bait
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13. Call for Help, or Just Try Harder
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Afterward
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Blog, I'll warrant ye, or dog? Who knows. Pass the grog!
But if ye see me lost pup, please bring that scurvy dog home!
I got Leon a brand-new bone, with a chest full a' booty.
_________________
http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo |
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Twittering One
medicine forum Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 523
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:02 pm Post subject:
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Our Motto ~
"We WERE Here to make your life easier ~ !" |
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Twittering One
medicine forum Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 523
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"Death, O, I liken to a Petite O
Of th' the majority of the sandcrabs, who I still maintain
Grieve stressing stressful events, even of The O, small.
It is not a rare occurrence ~ !
After all, after all's said and done,
Th' Dance O Death, O, All Alike ~ Petite, or Majorly ~ !
One, small sandcrab
Must deal with the Dire Circumstances,
Which require social changes of the landlubber's liberal
Family, and, O, I will justify ye ~ !
And a bottle of rum~ !
The loss is o' The Real, O
Majorly, I warrant ye, and a readjustment of The Fore
Play Process,
O, too, a rum bottle ~ !
The Story of O, O, My Fave ~ !
Twittering's
'Tale of The Small Sandcrab's Sorrow of The Expression of It'
Forthcoming Froth,
Don't miss it ~ !
A Majorly Affectation de The Heir's Mental Organization ~
Engages The Changes of The Evolutionary Development,
Cognitive and Emotive.
[Christ, to be sure ~ !
And plug The Platform 8 ~ !]
Don't be late ~ !"
~ Capsicum
"Bring a bottle of rum ~ !"
~ Mum
"Cheers ~ !"
~ Folly
"Majorly, I warrant ye, and a readjustment of The Fore
Play Process,
O, too, a bottle of rum ~ !
The Story of O, O, that Fox, O,
My Fave ~ !"
~ Twittering
"O, too, a bottle with a message ~ !"
~ Margaux
"Something Old,
Something Nouveau,
Something Bottled,
Some Arsenic & Old Blew Lace."
~ Mer Loleil
"... and some Sparkling Pink Punchy Champagne
With Peppermint in a Waterford Goblet ~ !"
~ Twittering |
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Carey Gregory
medicine forum Guru Wannabe
Joined: 30 Apr 2005
Posts: 113
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:42 pm Post subject:
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"tiny dancer" <tinydancer@hotmail.com> wrote:
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"Alan Hope" <not.alan.hope@mail.com> wrote in message
news:ot4te158rshq8i33imegtkfd6dsnnt9ums@4ax.com...
tiny dancer goes:
Better yet, take a bottle of pills, down 'em with a bottle of Jack
Daniels.
Yawn. Puke the lot right up.
Not if you do it right.
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Nah, Alan is right. I've seen it "done right" and still fail countless
times. There are very few certain means of suicide, and neither pills nor
bleeding are among them. Both methods fail far more than they succeed.
But the topic here is suicide by bleeding, and for that method the carotid
artery is clearly the best choice. |
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Carey Gregory
medicine forum Guru Wannabe
Joined: 30 Apr 2005
Posts: 113
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:45 pm Post subject:
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"Hedge" <flecktonz@yahoo.com> wrote:
| Quote: | Oh Carey,
May I suggest you offer a personal demo? )
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Don't you have homework you should be doing? |
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Kris Baker
medicine forum beginner
Joined: 01 Aug 2005
Posts: 2
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject:
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"Carey Gregory" <tiredofspam123@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:ltfte1dnqt0fk5q4qgm3im220ffi8iembs@4ax.com...
| Quote: | "tiny dancer" <tinydancer@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Alan Hope" <not.alan.hope@mail.com> wrote in message
news:ot4te158rshq8i33imegtkfd6dsnnt9ums@4ax.com...
tiny dancer goes:
Better yet, take a bottle of pills, down 'em with a bottle
of Jack Daniels.
Yawn. Puke the lot right up.
Not if you do it right.
Nah, Alan is right. I've seen it "done right" and still fail countless
times. There are very few certain means of suicide, and neither
pills nor bleeding are among them. Both methods fail far more
than they succeed.
But the topic here is suicide by bleeding, and for that method
the carotid artery is clearly the best choice.
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Actress Lupe Velez thought pills would be a great way to
commit suicide. She carefully prepared her bed with candles
and flowers all around, put the finest silks on, took the pills,
and laid down. Unfortunately, she got sick. She didn't want
to mess up her carefully planned dream of being found "dead
but beautiful", so she struggled to the toilet......where she
was found, dead, the next day. Reports differ on whether
her head was found IN the toilet bowl, or if she collapsed
next to it.
Kris |
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Twittering One
medicine forum Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 523
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:15 pm Post subject:
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Physicians have the best option,
Both means and method. |
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Ann
medicine forum addict
Joined: 16 May 2005
Posts: 65
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:01 am Post subject:
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Ahh, so you do have an occassional lucid moment.
I am glad to see that.
(As I said, I was not suggesting it. You do do alotta cluttering tho.) |
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Jim Spriggs
medicine forum beginner
Joined: 24 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:24 am Post subject:
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tiny dancer wrote:
| Quote: | Better yet, take a bottle of pills, down 'em with a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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Which pills?
--
I don't know who you are Sir, or where you come from,
but you've done me a power of good. |
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Bo Raxo
medicine forum beginner
Joined: 01 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:18 am Post subject:
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"Kris Baker" <kris.baker@prodigyyy.net> wrote in message
news:5tzHe.167$9U3.157@newssvr24.news.prodigy.net...
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Actress Lupe Velez thought pills would be a great way to
commit suicide. She carefully prepared her bed with candles
and flowers all around, put the finest silks on, took the pills,
and laid down. Unfortunately, she got sick. She didn't want
to mess up her carefully planned dream of being found "dead
but beautiful", so she struggled to the toilet......where she
was found, dead, the next day. Reports differ on whether
her head was found IN the toilet bowl, or if she collapsed
next to it.
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So you're saying that an attractive woman was concerned about her
appearance, even after a suicide?
Another reason I don't think that idiot in Chicago that rammed her car in to
three innocent victims really meant to commit suicide. |
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CliffB
medicine forum beginner
Joined: 02 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:34 am Post subject:
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What a bunch of killjoys. |
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Sbharris[atsign]ix.netcom
medicine forum Guru
Joined: 28 Apr 2005
Posts: 1218
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:36 am Post subject:
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Carey Gregory wrote:
| Quote: | Nah, Alan is right. I've seen it "done right" and still fail countless
times. There are very few certain means of suicide, and neither pills nor
bleeding are among them. Both methods fail far more than they succeed.
But the topic here is suicide by bleeding, and for that method the carotid
artery is clearly the best choice.
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Nor "clearly" when he himself might his quietus make with a bare
bodkin... If you must bleed, I vote with Hamlet for the thin round shiv
between the ribs. The heart is easier to hit than a carotid, probably
less painful since you don't muck around, and faster. And much less
messy.
Hah, you say, how can anybody possibly miss a carotid?! Well, when it's
YOUR neck, you can miss. On the other hand, if you hit it and change
your mind, it's easier to survive. Direct pressure and 911 and you
might just possibly make it. With the heart, it's much harder. It
happens, but not often.
SBH |
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