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Loretta S · medicine forum addict Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 98

I ben so buzy and have just got back. My sister will be arriven from
Finland and iz somwher round the county on her way home to the swamp.
Baddluck is so happy to have a sister their out their kicking and
bucking down some old barn fer kicks.
I did notice them both wearen red fishnet hose LOL thanks all of you
taken turns turning the eggs its been a long time but should be hatchen
in july or august. Dr. K is just gonna hav to weight to meet them.
Any way I is going to do leach therapy and will be down to Biggdaddys to
tell him about the good news finden my twin. I am riding Baddlucks with
the converted loung chair as they both can gait so perfectly in a dule
setting. Loretta

LewDee · medicine forum beginner Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 2

Dear Sis...Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and
taste.....OH PissSha!!!! I'm neither.... In reality???? I'm LewDee your
one minute older sister..Did you know that??Working my way back to a
family I've only got to read about in files...and my BigDaddy. Wishin
you hadn't told him you found me, because he has a lot of explaining to
do before ies ends him up as a Gators main corse. Heard he tastes like
chicken...I'd think maybe like frog leggs. Have to find that RAT
too........I'm escaping out of Finland during the Seurasaari Midsummer
Bonfires on June 25th. Those fires will be burning much brighter then
anyone thinks...need to hid my escape.... Using all the Euros I've got,
and taking the secret files for that RAT, to prove what I tells him.
If I can just get into the U.S. I'll be able to smell my ways back home
to the Swamp....
May have to enter through the back door from Canada...or is that
Mexico??? Anyways, I'mmmm comein....
My axsent has ben gone for a longs time butts seems to whants to starts
up again...that could get me killed.
Look for me I'll be wrapped in red, LewDee

Scar Face · medicine forum beginner Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 35

LewDee? Damn!! I thought I'd seen the last of that little she-devil.
LewDee has always been a pain in the ass. Her mother died giving child
birth to her and sheez been nothing but trouble ever since. I purposely
lost her in a poker game in Amsterdam just so I'd be rid of her. Don't
bring that b***h around my place, Lotitta, else I'll have to have her
chomped. Do us all a favor and lose her in the swomp.
Your daddy,
Big Daddy

Loretta S · medicine forum addict Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 98

Biggdaddy Our mother did not die at our birth remember she in the
insaneasylum locked up on thorowzine, aint she Connor??. I kno you waz
gone fer 25 years. LouiseAnn dun there such a b***h an said Billyjoe
did it, several years back the dna proved, my brother is not our daddy,
you iz. But you was gone after getten chomped. That LouiseAnn waz the
evil one not LewDee, You got them mixked up an they grabbed the wrong
sister remember we wanted them to grab LouiseAnn. Must be a mix
up????????????????????

Loretta

(Scar Face)
LewDee? Damn!! I thought I'd seen the last of that little she-devil.
LewDee has always been a pain in the ass. Her mother died giving child
birth to her and sheez been nothing but trouble ever since. I purposely
lost her in a poker game in Amsterdam just so I'd be rid of her. Don't
bring that b***h around my place, Lotitta, else I'll have to have her
chomped. Do us all a favor and lose her in the swomp. Your daddy,
Big Daddy

Loretta S · medicine forum addict Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 98

Were waiten fer ya I can send a flock of birds that will cruiz you in an
you dont got to worry bout borders. They fly in groups large enough to
move everything you want. Not to mentions the pot stop smoke signals
created by my squirles for restful nites in warm caves as such with food
and booze. There is a terradaktal in the rain forest he would love to
have sum work cross country flyen and can fly the fastest of all the
birds in this swamp.. Want a lift?????
We have figured out the Dna of the swamp and hav been finden out why wz
all screwed up.
Did you know i gots same dna as Jethrine a gator she gots my dna. So U
do too. I have lots of good news to tell you when your here. Ashly
shares dna with Baddluck, and vice a versa and Connor shares Dna with
Jethro hez a gator .
We hav been very lucky to find our true genetic factors, it has
explained allot of really weird things 2 leggers, and critters do round
this swamp.. Granddaddy Killbornes really messed this place up
geneticly. We have a fashion designer Swap cordonnator named Mr. Pajama
man, he can conjour up kinky stuff like dominatrix sports wear for
certin individuals like Ashly to see when he haz been a bad boy an vants
to repent for hiz sins.
Cant wait till you get here I threw the horse out fer summer her room is
all nice with new cutrians. Hurry home, LOretta
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Fallacious_Foo@msn.com (LewDee)
Dear Sis...Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and
taste.....OH PissSha!!!! I'm neither.... In reality???? I'm LewDee your
one minute older sister..Did you know that??Working my way back to a
family I've only got to read about in files...and my BigDaddy. Wishin
you hadn't told him you found me, because he has a lot of explaining to
do before ies ends him up as a Gators main corse. Heard he tastes like
chicken...I'd think maybe like frog leggs. Have to find that RAT
too........I'm escaping out of Finland during the Seurasaari Midsummer
Bonfires on June 25th. Those fires will be burning much brighter then
anyone thinks...need to hid my escape.... Using all the Euros I've got,
and taking the secret files for that RAT, to prove what I tells him. If
I can just get into the U.S. I'll be able to smell my ways back home to
the Swamp....
May have to enter through the back door from Canada...or is that
Mexico??? Anyways, I'mmmm comein....
My axsent has ben gone for a longs time butts seems to whants to starts
up again...that could get me killed.
Look for me I'll be wrapped in red, LewDee

LewDee · medicine forum beginner Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 2

Loretta S wrote:

Scar Face · medicine forum beginner Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 35

I never told you the truth about your mother, Lotitta. She really did
die while giving birth to LewDee. I didn't want you to hate your twin
sister, that's why I told you your mother is in the insane asylum.
That's actually your other sister, LouiseAnn in the looney bin. They
keep her all drugged up so she won't come to and tell the real story
about how she got there. LouiseAnn is as sane as you and me. I'd go
get her out of there, but she'd probably be mad at me for putting her in
there in the first place.
You've always been my favorite daughter, Lotitta. I was disappointed to
come home after being dead for 25 years to find that Killborn altered
your DNA. \
Big Daddy

Connor Sr · medicine forum beginner Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 25

Hell,I dont know sheeit bout that thar nuthose stuff, but I reckon yer
sistirs a mighte mad. Im a tad leery bout her cummin to the swamp but I
gotta a noshen everthin will werk out jest fine . When she laze her
eyeballs on my wundeful body she"ll like to want to rassle me in the
shrubry I dont mind tellin ya. I dont spect no trubbel atall with her
stayen at my shack. Why dont Y"all cum downe yer own self sos we kin
have ourselfs a 3 way. I gets the middel. Hold the coleslaw. Swamprat

Cactus Jammies · medicine forum beginner Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 46

no trouble at all, just waggle yer meet at her, she will settle down.
kneepads is what I hear she prefers. I can get red ecuadoran armadillo ones
for next to the price of cee gar. Just picture it. It is all soft TALK.
ha!

cactus jammies
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Loretta S · medicine forum addict Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 98

I am getten very worred bout yoz taken so long to get here. Arent those
bon fires tonight. I am about to have the Birds take off and fly and
haul yer ass here sooner, I justs cants waits NO MORE.
If you waz lost in a poker game when youz waz 5 were in the hell hav
youz been all theze years an wat hav youz ben doen. How come you aint
been home a long time ago? Biggdaddy is really remorseful about you
getten snached and has promiced to be a good Biggdaddy from now on. We
have to all geta along here in the Swamp cause the world is so mean. Any
way hurry home. and if ins I dont hear from you soon I am sending out
the troops.
Luv Loretta

Loretta S · medicine forum addict Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 98

LeeDee we ben brain washed, another act of that evil Dr. K, you wasnt
kidnapped, I foun hiz journal an ben readin it all. it was a mind
altering drug and he gave us an to Biggdaddy too. I found all the
pictures of us growen up, and our camping trip to Camp Mather when we
waz teen agers old enough to drink. You waz here. Dr. K stole them..
That evil Dr. is is out to get you better 2 B care full, hurry home, I
will give you the antidote and then you will see for yerself. I is sure
you only been gone a few years, no thanks to Dr. K. He is after your
min an created a alusion. To make us all flounder about in the dark.
I am remebern now everything. the antidote is worken real well,
Biggdaddy is still on the floor spinnen but its part of the drug
reductshion leavin our brain. I is gona kick dr. K ass good. such a evil
dr.
You mus hav somthin he wants caus he is tryen to shut us all up. I gots
3000 more pages of his dribble in un locking the truth n doc K journals.
Well I am pleased to report that the eggs are rocken an rollen, movement
and chatter in them shells, next month we iz gonna have a crop of new
repitles, there is one egg that has developed spots just like the one
Jiro an Sparo popped out of. I recken its twins!!!. Its a jethro type
egg for sure. hmmm more like him, Wow how fun with that worped sense of
hummor. Jethro iz me closest play mate fer jump in quick sand and pull
me out game, he is also devoted to swimmin with me. I'm wearen my
leaches today swimmin. Cool Swamp Water is callen. Have to go Lew
Dee.......... Loretta

Jethrine Chomps · medicine forum beginner Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7

Hello LewDee I have also taken it upon myself to take the antidote, no
side effects and memory was back in a blink. Biggdaddy is so happy, he
can remember what Dr. K did to him. He is soooooo maddddd and expanding
his drunk. Dr. K even took some of my most unmentionables. Allowing him
to roam has just got to stop he needs to be put on prohibition by the
Dolphin Ambassador

Loretta how are my eggs doing?, I just cant lay eyes on them I pass out
at the sight.
Be sure to be Xtra careful with the spotted one that one is special. I
will be over for the hatching and hope LouDee
gets here soon. As she is also the mid wife of the swamp. Dr K
grrrrrrrrrrr
Jethrine.

Baddluck Clip · medicine forum beginner Joined: 01 May 2005 Posts: 7

LewDee its Baddluck yer favorite ridding and drinking beer horse, I took
the antidote as well. I also had no sides and memory was back in on a
tail swat on a fly. I remember you very well. Come home LewDee. When I
see Dr. K I will be sure to give him a xtra buck for you.
Baddluck24

Loretta S · medicine forum addict Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 98

I sent out the Buzzerds an I rode the teradaktel to Finland wit Jethro
to drag Ludedee's ass back to the swamp. We had to put her in shackles
befor the buzzards coud get a grip on her, thank god Jethro was there he
is such a big strong gator and had to tackel her down to the ground and
had to put a gag on her too. It has been a long flight thru all those
countries. Though the squireles provided a rest area every 500 miles of
flight with wine,soda, weed and chicken and potato salid. We just looked
fer the sooke signals of marijuana burning for our landings.
As soon as we got back last nite Jethrine injected the antidote into
her. She clapsed an iz still in a colma resting peacefully just like
Biggdaddy did. she is with the eggs under lock and key till she
recovers.
Dr. Killborne really did a number on all of us with his delushaonal drug
leden us all to believe Biggdaddy lost her in a poker game. I'm getten
rested an gonna hunt that dog down and teach him a lesson he iz never
gonna forget. Jethrine is sharpen her claws an teeth as she wants in on
the fun of chomping dr. K into dna. She also has dynamite and a lazer
beem guaranted to blow yer mind dr. K.
Baddluck is nursen Ludedee and given her sponge baths of cool swamp
water. I have placed my prize leaches from Equador on her too ta restore
her vitality. She dont look too good fer being gone out of her mind all
these years. Im so happy she is back where she belongs. I amagine she
will be waken up later tomorrow. She really had no idea who we waz at
first, them she started cat fighting and refused to get on the giant
flyer with me so Jethro took over an takled her down an whopped her into
it. Ludedee was alwayzs stonger than the average gal by far. I could not
believe Jethro had such a time puten on the straight jacket and shakles
being gentle and aimin not to hurt her I put the gag on her mouth as she
waz carryen on like a baby. An off to the sky we fly. I'm so glad to be
home me an jethro is gonna swim in the swamp to clense our souls.
The spotted egg is moven around I know there is twins in that one its a
very active egg. It really likes rock n rool music an gets quite active.
im back and feeling darm good for such a long trip. Where is Connor and
Ashlee I got something for them. Hi Biggdaddy we is back you can come
and see LudeDee I'm sure she will be asken for yz when she wakes up.
Love Loretta

Cactus Jammies · medicine forum beginner Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 46

I am over here in Nirvana waiting to meat this wonderful extension of yours.
Say OM to get in.

cactus jammies
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