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"Personal Accounts ~
Surviving
Abusive Therapy Relationships:
The Ones Left Behind"

"... that I could fly,
I have never believed that,
Until dead, alone, on Channel Z, wandering
Aimlessly, while my bank account
Drained
Emptily, egregiously ..."
~ Virginia H. Hooper

"... No one ever really gets over
The death of a loved one."
~ Lorna Simon, M.D

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Psychotherapy Knot To Do. 101.

[Mistakes, Mishaps Spell
H * E * L* L]

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I was abused.
My life was endangered.
My medical records were falsified.

I am trying to take appropriate steps
To report what happened to me, to appropriate
Authorities.

I am finding this process a very difficult one,
One that attempts to undermine me every step of the way,
As I attempt to put my experience
On record and say ~

I was psychologically abused.
I was sexually violated,
And my medical records were falsified.

I lost a year of my life.
I almost died.

That should NEVER
Happen to another patient again.

But it WILL happen again.
I want that to happen LESS.

I want the record of my experience
To stand
As a reference,

So NO ONE will have to stay
silent again,

So there is a PRECEDENT.
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Intended Audience ~
Your Abusing, Irresponsible Therapist[s] ~ !
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Rule 1.
If a person is suicidal, call back!

Rule 2.
If a person is suicidal, you never called back,
You never consulted second healthcare professional
As requested, and 2 weeks later, patient is crying,
Still complaining, don't say ~

"Get your own Damn self out it!"

This happened to me.
I swear to GOD.

Rule 3.
It is inappropriate for a therapist and patient
To masturbate together.

Rule 4.
If you psychologically and verbally abused so viciously
By said therapist, while in said suicidal state,
And you find yourself plopped on Channel Z,
All alone,
And things seem rather strange ~

Call a lawyer!

Do NOT call the abusing therapist's colleague,
AKA, your ADD prescribing physician
Of 5 years.

Rule 5.
If Rule 4 occurs, seek Second Opinion Expert Witness
Testimony ASAP.

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT continue treatment
With said therapist's colleague for 6 months, during which time,
He tells you,

"I can take care of this."

And discourages
You from seeking a lawyer.

Rule 6.
If said therapist provides you with an NYU Medical
Center HIPAA Statement of Privacy form,

And you subsequently file a privacy complaint
With the NYU Medical School Ethics Committee,
Because you are a volunteer at the NYU Child Study
Center,

Get a lawyer FIRST!

If you are still plopped on Channel Z, they just might
Take advantage of you.

They just might LIE to you!

Rule 7.
Make sure your Emergency Contacts are updated
And accurate. Make sure, if you are suicidal,
Or plopped on Channel Z, your therapist
NOTIFIES someone, immediately.

Make sure, if your mental state is compromised,
Or your physical health endangered,
You have an ADVOCATE!

Especially, if you are single, live alone,
Have no family.

Make sure someone is NOTIFIED!
Do not trust abusing therapist or said therapist's
Colleague to do so.

Because, listen up!
They just MAY have their own agenda,
Contrary to yours, eg, to cover their egregious
Violations, neglect, mistakes ~

Or to get both their stories straight,
Since, even under EMERGENCY conditions, eg, your
Self-reported suicidal state, Second Therapist (ie, First
Abusing therapist's colleague)

Is not willing to see you
For 1 week after your EMERGENCY call.

Clinical Point:
Patient, in said suicidal state, now
Inhabiting Channel Z, after vicious verbal abuse from First
Therapist, must wait approximately

4 weeks

To see Second Therapist, after informing him
On May 1, 2004, you were suicidal.

Meanwhile,
Channel Z running ...

O, did I die?
If so, please, honestly, just tell me so ~ !

Rule 8.
Do not ask your patient to "author" a note
To be slipped under your neighbor's door, requesting
Neighbors to f*** a little More Quietly,
Because their fucking
Sounds were quite audible during therapy session.

Rule 9.
Do not email patient ~
"I hope we will .... whatever ..."

To be continued,
I hope ~ !
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Rule 10.
If you are said patient,
Do not allow legal Statutes of Limitations to
Expire, jeopardizing your right to take legal action,
To recoup damages for ~

Medical expenses, lost income, negligence, malpractice, abuse,
And mental anguish.

Rule 11.
Pay careful attention to Rules 1 ~ 9,
So that you will be able to execute Rule 10,
Or they may execute you first

[eg, Recommend you take
Antipsychotic medication to quell your justified,
Healthy anger]

Or ~

Be sure you name
An Executor for your Estate ~ !

Rule 12.
Periodically interview your current psychotherapist,
[Or if interviewing and/or carefully
Screening for a NEW psychotherapist!]

Especially
If you live in a small town, or conversely,
Manhattan,

Be Prudent!
Ask the following questions ~

1. Are you currently, or have you previously,
Had a sexual affair with any
Of the following:
a. My boss.
b. My spouse.
c. My former significant other.
d. My present significant other.
e. Any person with whom I am engaged
In a flirtatious prelude, or who emails me
To say: "I'm an N = 1 for your Narcolepsy Research."

2. Do you regard patient privacy,
As mandated by Federal HIPAA regulations,
Of the utmost importance?

3. Do you tell the truth, if I ask
You the following:
a. Have you violated my privacy?
b. Is there a reason you behave so oddly
When I mention Robin's name?
c. Who sent me this email about anal sex
From an NYU Medical School address?

4. Do you regard suicide a serious issue?

5. Are you aware of the complications some
Patients may face, regarding surviving
The suicide of a family member?

6. Do you believe one's past experience
Is relevant to one's present?

7. Do you know how to screen
For Risk of Suicide, or how to recognize
Which of your patients may be
At risk?

If so, what do you do about it?*

[*Please note carefully:
"Get your own damn self out of it!"
Is not now, nor ever has been, an appropriate
Response.]

To be continued,
I hope ~ !

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