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TwitteringOne
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

Spahgetti tongs.
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LEnfantduVent
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

Great Moments In Medicine:As the only male in a group of 8 student
nurses doing clinicals I had generally been well accepted. But then
one day I was able to gleefully announce that I felt I truly belonged
to "the sisterhood." When the women--and the male professor--looked
puzzled, I explained that I too had been asked to relieve an elderly
male patient's "stress" <grin>.

Allan
Pain makes man think,
Thought makes man wise,
Wisdom makes pain endurable.
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guarnot
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

Kurt Ullman wrote:

Quote:
I know I am going to be sorry I asked this question.. but here
goes:
So are you allowed to touch the penis of non-male patients
while it is off the side somewhere. (G)

I'm sorry, but I'm not at liberty to reveal such information.
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Kurt Ullman
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

In article <1118608540.686064.29950@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
"guarnot" <guarnot@aol.com> wrote:
Quote:
Hmmm....well, maybe where *you* work...
I know I am going to be sorry I asked this question.. but here

goes:
So are you allowed to touch the penis of non-male patients
while it is off the side somewhere. (G)

Quote:

Dave S wrote:
Only on the male patients, and only while its still attached.


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jermec
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

"Tristan Beeline" <mist_distance@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:55f4364e.0506112351.5e7efd1c@posting.google.com...

Only if you use sterile tongs.

jermec
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guarnot
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

Hmmm....well, maybe where *you* work...

Dave S wrote:
> Only on the male patients, and only while its still attached.
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Peanutjake
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

Tristan Beeline <mist_distance@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:55f4364e.0506112351.5e7efd1c@posting.google.com...
Quote:
Or is that sexual harassment

My local hospital is having a sale on castrations.

I think that you qualify for having the operation.
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Kurt Ullman
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

In article <k8eoa1d7g0s3kegnmiq8hrv7tig502b3bc@4ax.com>, Starlight
<homehealth_rnDELETE@yahoo.com> wrote:
Quote:
On 12 Jun 2005 00:51:33 -0700, mist_distance@hotmail.com (Tristan
Beeline) wrote:

Or is that sexual harassment ???

What do you think?
I think 13 years old is not old enough to responsibly use a

computer.


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an issue and is insufficiently apologetic about it.
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Dave S
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:57 am    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

Tristan Beeline wrote:
Quote:
Or is that sexual harassment ???

Only on the male patients, and only while its still attached.
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Starlight
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:31 am    Post subject: Re: Are nurses allowed to touch the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

On 12 Jun 2005 00:51:33 -0700, mist_distance@hotmail.com (Tristan
Beeline) wrote:

Quote:
Or is that sexual harassment ???

What do you think?
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Tristan Beeline
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:51 am    Post subject: Are nurses allowed to touc h the dick of a patiént ??? Reply with quote

Or is that sexual harassment ???
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