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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
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Dennis M. Hammes
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:22 am    Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

Holly wrote:

Quote:
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:

Holly wrote:


Define "pain." Wink~


*thwap!*

Can you hear me now?

*thwap!*



Kindly remove your magic thwapper, froggy.


Kindly state your age in such a manner as to fool the polygraph, Jingles.
"Nice!"

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\"Mark T\"
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:14 am    Post subject: Re: Dr. Andrew Chung presents... Reply with quote

"Hawkeye-X" wrote:

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http://andrew.chung.justgotowned.com/

Also this one!!!!

http://andrew.chung.wasarrested.com/masturbating
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Daedalus
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Re: You should have believed me when I said I was good in bed. Reply with quote

On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:51:22 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
<scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:

Quote:
krp wrote:

krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message
UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02>...


I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat.


wkrp is inventing the news again...

It keeps him busy.

Jade
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Holly
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:02 pm    Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
Quote:
Holly wrote:


Define "pain." Wink~


*thwap!*

Can you hear me now?

*thwap!*


Kindly remove your magic thwapper, froggy.

Quote:
Can you hear me /now/?

My ears are fine. They are at the other end. Get around much?
Quote:

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Holly
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:00 pm    Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
Quote:
Holly wrote:

Dennis M. Hammes wrote:

fe'do wrote:


latent holly roller wanabe


You really don't wanna do that.
Those leaves are /sharp/.


Punctual.


Piercing humor to the point.

In whittled bits.
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Dennis M. Hammes
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

Holly wrote:

Quote:
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:

fe'do wrote:


latent holly roller wanabe


You really don't wanna do that.
Those leaves are /sharp/.


Punctual.


Piercing humor to the point.

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Dennis M. Hammes
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Re: 46 yrs, never had sex...i need help...do i have std? Reply with quote

krp wrote:

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krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message
Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03>...


The hospital rang and said my brain is ready.


They lied.


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Dennis M. Hammes
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

Chadwick Stone© wrote:

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X-No-Archive: YES
krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony
UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02


...that's cosmetics...


You're a make-up expert, eh, Kakes?


Uses patty Kakes, even.

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Dennis M. Hammes
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:51 pm    Post subject: Re: You should have believed me when I said I was good in bed. Reply with quote

krp wrote:

Quote:
krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message
UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02>...


I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat.


wkrp is inventing the news again...

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Dennis M. Hammes
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:48 pm    Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

Holly wrote:

Quote:

Define "pain." Wink~


*thwap!*

Can you hear me now?

*thwap!*

Can you hear me /now/?

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Hawkeye-X
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:31 am    Post subject: Dr. Andrew Chung presents... Reply with quote

http://andrew.chung.justgotowned.com/
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Chadwick Stone©
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:19 am    Post subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

X-No-Archive: YES
krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony
Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03

Quote:
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:6x8tg.170651$vl.52305@fe08.news.easynews.com...

krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony
UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02

...that's cosmetics...

You're a make-up expert, eh, Kakes?

Only when a honkie puts on blackface like you.

Racial slurs, Kakes? Comin' out of the AFN closet soon, huh?

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fe'do
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:03 am    Post subject: Re: 46 yrs, never had gerbil sex...i need help...do i have an animal std? Reply with quote

" krp" <web2457k@veriz0n.nut> wrote in message
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The hospital rang and said my brain is ready.

when you were born they slapped
everyone within 5 miles of the hospital
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Charlotte L. Blackmer
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:56 am    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

In article <pan.2006.07.11.13.16.10.354000@nntp.sun-meatplow.local>,
Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
Quote:
On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*


(not editing long posts like this makes the Baby Jesus cry)

Quote:
KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE hung
crucified.

*polite clap for warm-up acceptance speech*

Quote:
Well there are similarities except you aren't Jesus.
Well there are similarities except that they were wrong and Sean is right.


Charlotte
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krp
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:29 am    Post subject: Re: 46 yrs, never had sex...i need help...do i have std? Reply with quote

krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message
<Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03>...

> The hospital rang and said my brain is ready.
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