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Dennis M. Hammes medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:22 am Post subject:
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006
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Holly wrote:
| Quote: | Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
Holly wrote:
Define "pain." ~
*thwap!*
Can you hear me now?
*thwap!*
Kindly remove your magic thwapper, froggy.
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Kindly state your age in such a manner as to fool the polygraph, Jingles.
"Nice!"
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\"Mark T\" medicine forum beginner
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Daedalus medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject:
Re: You should have believed me when I said I was good in bed.
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:51:22 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
<scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:
| Quote: | krp wrote:
krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message
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I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat.
wkrp is inventing the news again...
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It keeps him busy.
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Holly medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject:
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006
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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
| Quote: | Holly wrote:
Define "pain." ~
*thwap!*
Can you hear me now?
*thwap!*
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Kindly remove your magic thwapper, froggy.
| Quote: | Can you hear me /now/?
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My ears are fine. They are at the other end. Get around much?
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Holly medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject:
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006
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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
| Quote: | Holly wrote:
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
fe'do wrote:
latent holly roller wanabe
You really don't wanna do that.
Those leaves are /sharp/.
Punctual.
Piercing humor to the point.
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Dennis M. Hammes medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:54 pm Post subject:
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006
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Holly wrote:
| Quote: | Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
fe'do wrote:
latent holly roller wanabe
You really don't wanna do that.
Those leaves are /sharp/.
Punctual.
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Piercing humor to the point.
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Dennis M. Hammes medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject:
Re: 46 yrs, never had sex...i need help...do i have std?
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krp wrote:
| Quote: | krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message
Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03>...
The hospital rang and said my brain is ready.
They lied. |
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Dennis M. Hammes medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject:
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006
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Chadwick Stone© wrote:
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krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony
UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02
...that's cosmetics...
You're a make-up expert, eh, Kakes?
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Uses patty Kakes, even.
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Dennis M. Hammes medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:51 pm Post subject:
Re: You should have believed me when I said I was good in bed.
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krp wrote:
| Quote: | krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message
UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02>...
I would run into a burning building to save a neighbour's cat.
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wkrp is inventing the news again...
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Dennis M. Hammes medicine forum beginner
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject:
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006
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Holly wrote:
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Define "pain." ~
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*thwap!*
Can you hear me now?
*thwap!*
Can you hear me /now/?
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Hawkeye-X medicine forum addict
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Chadwick Stone© medicine forum beginner
Joined: 03 Apr 2006
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:19 am Post subject:
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook praze da lawd Awards, June 2006
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X-No-Archive: YES
krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony
Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03
| Quote: | "Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:6x8tg.170651$vl.52305@fe08.news.easynews.com...
krp [web2457k@verizon.net] has entered into testimony
UL7tg.7677$F8.7055@trnddc02
...that's cosmetics...
You're a make-up expert, eh, Kakes?
Only when a honkie puts on blackface like you.
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Racial slurs, Kakes? Comin' out of the AFN closet soon, huh?
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fe'do medicine forum beginner
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:03 am Post subject:
Re: 46 yrs, never had gerbil sex...i need help...do i have an animal std?
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" krp" <web2457k@veriz0n.nut> wrote in message
news:38ab$q2m.h2yz@newsread1.news.pasearth1ink.nut...
| Quote: | The hospital rang and said my brain is ready.
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when you were born they slapped
everyone within 5 miles of the hospital |
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Charlotte L. Blackmer medicine forum beginner
Joined: 05 Apr 2006
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:56 am Post subject:
Re: Prepare the way for the LORD...
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In article <pan.2006.07.11.13.16.10.354000@nntp.sun-meatplow.local>,
Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
| Quote: | On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*Drumroll, Please!*
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(not editing long posts like this makes the Baby Jesus cry)
| Quote: | KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!
Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE hung
crucified.
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*polite clap for warm-up acceptance speech*
| Quote: | Well there are similarities except you aren't Jesus.
Well there are similarities except that they were wrong and Sean is right. |
Charlotte
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krp medicine forum beginner
Joined: 09 Jun 2006
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:29 am Post subject:
Re: 46 yrs, never had sex...i need help...do i have std?
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krp <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote in message
<Hchtg.21569$LS6.18569@trnddc03>...
> The hospital rang and said my brain is ready. |
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