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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:07 pm    Post subject: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*



KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

26 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
06 votes - Daryl Hunt
06 votes - Warhol
04 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
03 votes - Mark Sobolewski
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Doc Fraud! Your foam has managed to rise to the top
of an especially formidable field of contenders for this esteemed award.



CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... MCP!

14 votes - MCP of soc.men
10 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
05 votes - Nik Warrenson
03 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, net.plagiarist! Be sure to remind us[tinu], once
again, how stealing other authors' work is perfectly legal and ethical.



COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... ANDRE LIEVEN!

10 votes - Andre Lieven of soc.men
08 votes - Charles D Bohne
08 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
05 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
02 votes - Dustin Cook
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Andre! We[tinw] know you're reading this - better get
that plonker checked by your local proctologist.



LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

23 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
14 votes - Dittoheads of Alt.Fan.Rush-Limbaugh
05 votes - Jeff Relf
02 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Dr. Chump! Winning KotM and LMA in the same month is
quite an impressive feat.



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
09 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
01 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you
hadn't won - until now.



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

31 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive collection!



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... KENNETH R PANGBORN!

36 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on
her talk show next month?



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

22 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
09 votes - Dirk Bruere
05 votes - Tom Potter
04 votes - nightbat
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations again, Quackpot! Once again, you've beaten quite an
impressive bunch of kooks for such a fine honour.



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... DARYL HUNT!

19 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Congratulations, Duhryl! Have you finally figured out that forging the
e-mail address of a mail2news gateway in a Usenet web-poll *is*
net-abuse?



TAR AND FEATHERS

The winner is... JOSEPH BARTLO!

25 votes - Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi
17 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
00 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Foamy! You've still got it, but you'll never actually
/get it/.



BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.



UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

21 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
18 votes - MCP of soc.men
03 votes - neither of the above

Is anyone else seeing a pattern here? ;-)



GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

27 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
07 votes - Jeff Relf
03 votes - neither of the above

Yet *another* June award for Dr. Chump!



KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

32 votes - YES
01 votes - NO

Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're
completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-)



BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON!

12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon
10 votes - Russell B. Waters, trained by Cujo
09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!!
http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... RICHARD M SCOVILLE!

20 votes - Richard M Scoville
14 votes - Ilya Shambat

Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again!



MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... MODERATORS OF SOC.RELIGION.ASATRU!

21 votes - Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
13 votes - Soc.Men

Congratulations, NaziCretins! You managed to conquer Fort Machismo,
and that was no easy task.



This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!


--

Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
medicine forum Guru


Joined: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 8540

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:44 pm    Post subject: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Quote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*



KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

26 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
06 votes - Daryl Hunt
06 votes - Warhol
04 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
03 votes - Mark Sobolewski
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Doc Fraud! Your foam has managed to rise to the top
of an especially formidable field of contenders for this esteemed award.



CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... MCP!

14 votes - MCP of soc.men
10 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
05 votes - Nik Warrenson
03 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, net.plagiarist! Be sure to remind us[tinu], once
again, how stealing other authors' work is perfectly legal and ethical.



COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... ANDRE LIEVEN!

10 votes - Andre Lieven of soc.men
08 votes - Charles D Bohne
08 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
05 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
02 votes - Dustin Cook
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Andre! We[tinw] know you're reading this - better get
that plonker checked by your local proctologist.



LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

23 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
14 votes - Dittoheads of Alt.Fan.Rush-Limbaugh
05 votes - Jeff Relf
02 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Dr. Chump! Winning KotM and LMA in the same month is
quite an impressive feat.



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
09 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
01 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you
hadn't won - until now.



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

31 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive collection!



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... KENNETH R PANGBORN!

36 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on
her talk show next month?



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

22 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
09 votes - Dirk Bruere
05 votes - Tom Potter
04 votes - nightbat
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations again, Quackpot! Once again, you've beaten quite an
impressive bunch of kooks for such a fine honour.



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... DARYL HUNT!

19 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Congratulations, Duhryl! Have you finally figured out that forging the
e-mail address of a mail2news gateway in a Usenet web-poll *is*
net-abuse?



TAR AND FEATHERS

The winner is... JOSEPH BARTLO!

25 votes - Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi
17 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
00 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Foamy! You've still got it, but you'll never actually
/get it/.



BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.



UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

21 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
18 votes - MCP of soc.men
03 votes - neither of the above

Is anyone else seeing a pattern here? ;-)



GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

27 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
07 votes - Jeff Relf
03 votes - neither of the above

Yet *another* June award for Dr. Chump!



KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

32 votes - YES
01 votes - NO

Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're
completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-)



BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON!

12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon
10 votes - Russell B. Waters, trained by Cujo
09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!!
http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... RICHARD M SCOVILLE!

20 votes - Richard M Scoville
14 votes - Ilya Shambat

Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again!



MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... MODERATORS OF SOC.RELIGION.ASATRU!

21 votes - Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
13 votes - Soc.Men

Congratulations, NaziCretins! You managed to conquer Fort Machismo,
and that was no easy task.

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--

Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE
hung crucified.

"Come down from the cross so that we can believe you are the Son of
GOD."

Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

Still praying for you, dear neighbor.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth
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Holly
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 9

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Quote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*



KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

26 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
06 votes - Daryl Hunt
06 votes - Warhol
04 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
03 votes - Mark Sobolewski
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Doc Fraud! Your foam has managed to rise to the top
of an especially formidable field of contenders for this esteemed award.



CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... MCP!

14 votes - MCP of soc.men
10 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
05 votes - Nik Warrenson
03 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, net.plagiarist! Be sure to remind us[tinu], once
again, how stealing other authors' work is perfectly legal and ethical.



COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... ANDRE LIEVEN!

10 votes - Andre Lieven of soc.men
08 votes - Charles D Bohne
08 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
05 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
02 votes - Dustin Cook
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Andre! We[tinw] know you're reading this - better get
that plonker checked by your local proctologist.



LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

23 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
14 votes - Dittoheads of Alt.Fan.Rush-Limbaugh
05 votes - Jeff Relf
02 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Dr. Chump! Winning KotM and LMA in the same month is
quite an impressive feat.



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
09 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
01 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you
hadn't won - until now.



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

31 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive collection!



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... KENNETH R PANGBORN!

36 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on
her talk show next month?



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

22 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
09 votes - Dirk Bruere
05 votes - Tom Potter
04 votes - nightbat
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations again, Quackpot! Once again, you've beaten quite an
impressive bunch of kooks for such a fine honour.



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... DARYL HUNT!

19 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Congratulations, Duhryl! Have you finally figured out that forging the
e-mail address of a mail2news gateway in a Usenet web-poll *is*
net-abuse?



TAR AND FEATHERS

The winner is... JOSEPH BARTLO!

25 votes - Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi
17 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
00 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Foamy! You've still got it, but you'll never actually
/get it/.



BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.



UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

21 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
18 votes - MCP of soc.men
03 votes - neither of the above

Is anyone else seeing a pattern here? ;-)



GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

27 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
07 votes - Jeff Relf
03 votes - neither of the above

Yet *another* June award for Dr. Chump!



KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

32 votes - YES
01 votes - NO

Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're
completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-)



BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON!

12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon
10 votes - Russell B. Waters, trained by Cujo
09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!!
http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... RICHARD M SCOVILLE!

20 votes - Richard M Scoville
14 votes - Ilya Shambat

Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again!



MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... MODERATORS OF SOC.RELIGION.ASATRU!

21 votes - Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
13 votes - Soc.Men

Congratulations, NaziCretins! You managed to conquer Fort Machismo,
and that was no easy task.

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--

Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE
hung crucified.

"Come down from the cross so that we can believe you are the Son of
GOD."

Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

Still praying for you, dear neighbor.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth

This has nothing to do with Christinanity, you idiot. I don't even
know who you are. Moi! Some small uninteresting group voted for you.
Do you even go to church?
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Fred Hall
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Posts: 11

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

On 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Quote:
Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

Say, Andy, I've had 4 stents put in the last 2 years. When the next
blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the
bypass?
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Holly
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 9

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

Fred Hall wrote:
Quote:
On 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

Say, Andy, I've had 4 stents put in the last 2 years. When the next
blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the
bypass?

Go for the bypass. It works in all metropolitan areas.
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Gary L. Burnore
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 1

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

On 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Quote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*



KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

26 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
06 votes - Daryl Hunt
06 votes - Warhol
04 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
03 votes - Mark Sobolewski
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Doc Fraud! Your foam has managed to rise to the top
of an especially formidable field of contenders for this esteemed award.



CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... MCP!

14 votes - MCP of soc.men
10 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
05 votes - Nik Warrenson
03 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, net.plagiarist! Be sure to remind us[tinu], once
again, how stealing other authors' work is perfectly legal and ethical.



COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... ANDRE LIEVEN!

10 votes - Andre Lieven of soc.men
08 votes - Charles D Bohne
08 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
05 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
02 votes - Dustin Cook
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Andre! We[tinw] know you're reading this - better get
that plonker checked by your local proctologist.



LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

23 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
14 votes - Dittoheads of Alt.Fan.Rush-Limbaugh
05 votes - Jeff Relf
02 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Dr. Chump! Winning KotM and LMA in the same month is
quite an impressive feat.



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
09 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
01 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you
hadn't won - until now.



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

31 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive collection!



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... KENNETH R PANGBORN!

36 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on
her talk show next month?



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

22 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
09 votes - Dirk Bruere
05 votes - Tom Potter
04 votes - nightbat
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations again, Quackpot! Once again, you've beaten quite an
impressive bunch of kooks for such a fine honour.



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... DARYL HUNT!

19 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Congratulations, Duhryl! Have you finally figured out that forging the
e-mail address of a mail2news gateway in a Usenet web-poll *is*
net-abuse?



TAR AND FEATHERS

The winner is... JOSEPH BARTLO!

25 votes - Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi
17 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
00 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Foamy! You've still got it, but you'll never actually
/get it/.



BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.



UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

21 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
18 votes - MCP of soc.men
03 votes - neither of the above

Is anyone else seeing a pattern here? ;-)



GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

27 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
07 votes - Jeff Relf
03 votes - neither of the above

Yet *another* June award for Dr. Chump!



KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

32 votes - YES
01 votes - NO

Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're
completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-)



BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON!

12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon
10 votes - Russell B. Waters, trained by Cujo
09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!!
http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... RICHARD M SCOVILLE!

20 votes - Richard M Scoville
14 votes - Ilya Shambat

Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again!



MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... MODERATORS OF SOC.RELIGION.ASATRU!

21 votes - Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
13 votes - Soc.Men

Congratulations, NaziCretins! You managed to conquer Fort Machismo,
and that was no easy task.

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--

Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE
hung crucified.

That's because you're a fucking NET K00k. Surely you're not trying to
compare yourself to christ?


[snip the rest of your tripe, you blasphemous k00k.
--
gburnore at DataBasix dot Com
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
medicine forum Guru


Joined: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 8540

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:57 am    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

Gary L. Burnore wrote:
Quote:
On 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*



KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

26 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
06 votes - Daryl Hunt
06 votes - Warhol
04 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
03 votes - Mark Sobolewski
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Doc Fraud! Your foam has managed to rise to the top
of an especially formidable field of contenders for this esteemed award.



CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... MCP!

14 votes - MCP of soc.men
10 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
05 votes - Nik Warrenson
03 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, net.plagiarist! Be sure to remind us[tinu], once
again, how stealing other authors' work is perfectly legal and ethical.



COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... ANDRE LIEVEN!

10 votes - Andre Lieven of soc.men
08 votes - Charles D Bohne
08 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
05 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
02 votes - Dustin Cook
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Andre! We[tinw] know you're reading this - better get
that plonker checked by your local proctologist.



LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

23 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
14 votes - Dittoheads of Alt.Fan.Rush-Limbaugh
05 votes - Jeff Relf
02 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Dr. Chump! Winning KotM and LMA in the same month is
quite an impressive feat.



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
09 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
01 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you
hadn't won - until now.



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

31 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive collection!



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... KENNETH R PANGBORN!

36 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on
her talk show next month?



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

22 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
09 votes - Dirk Bruere
05 votes - Tom Potter
04 votes - nightbat
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations again, Quackpot! Once again, you've beaten quite an
impressive bunch of kooks for such a fine honour.



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... DARYL HUNT!

19 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Congratulations, Duhryl! Have you finally figured out that forging the
e-mail address of a mail2news gateway in a Usenet web-poll *is*
net-abuse?



TAR AND FEATHERS

The winner is... JOSEPH BARTLO!

25 votes - Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi
17 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
00 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Foamy! You've still got it, but you'll never actually
/get it/.



BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.



UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

21 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
18 votes - MCP of soc.men
03 votes - neither of the above

Is anyone else seeing a pattern here? ;-)



GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

27 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
07 votes - Jeff Relf
03 votes - neither of the above

Yet *another* June award for Dr. Chump!



KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

32 votes - YES
01 votes - NO

Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're
completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-)



BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON!

12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon
10 votes - Russell B. Waters, trained by Cujo
09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!!
http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... RICHARD M SCOVILLE!

20 votes - Richard M Scoville
14 votes - Ilya Shambat

Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again!



MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... MODERATORS OF SOC.RELIGION.ASATRU!

21 votes - Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
13 votes - Soc.Men

Congratulations, NaziCretins! You managed to conquer Fort Machismo,
and that was no easy task.

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--

Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE
hung crucified.

That's because you're a fucking NET K00k.

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.

Quote:
Surely you're not trying to compare yourself to christ?

No, I am comparing **you** with the hecklers that mocked Christ.

Truth is simple.

To understand this, simply surf the links below my sigs.

You will be in my prayers, dear Gary.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
medicine forum Guru


Joined: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 8540

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:57 am    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

Fred Hall wrote:
Quote:
On 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

Say, Andy, I've had 4 stents put in the last 2 years. When the next
blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the
bypass?

It would be wiser to identify and eliminate those CV risk factors so
that you no longer have progression of your occlusive CAD.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
medicine forum Guru


Joined: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 8540

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:57 am    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

Holly wrote:
Quote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*



KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

26 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
06 votes - Daryl Hunt
06 votes - Warhol
04 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
03 votes - Mark Sobolewski
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Doc Fraud! Your foam has managed to rise to the top
of an especially formidable field of contenders for this esteemed award.



CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... MCP!

14 votes - MCP of soc.men
10 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
05 votes - Nik Warrenson
03 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, net.plagiarist! Be sure to remind us[tinu], once
again, how stealing other authors' work is perfectly legal and ethical.



COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... ANDRE LIEVEN!

10 votes - Andre Lieven of soc.men
08 votes - Charles D Bohne
08 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
05 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
02 votes - Dustin Cook
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Andre! We[tinw] know you're reading this - better get
that plonker checked by your local proctologist.



LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

23 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
14 votes - Dittoheads of Alt.Fan.Rush-Limbaugh
05 votes - Jeff Relf
02 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Dr. Chump! Winning KotM and LMA in the same month is
quite an impressive feat.



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
09 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
01 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you
hadn't won - until now.



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

31 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive collection!



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... KENNETH R PANGBORN!

36 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on
her talk show next month?



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

22 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
09 votes - Dirk Bruere
05 votes - Tom Potter
04 votes - nightbat
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations again, Quackpot! Once again, you've beaten quite an
impressive bunch of kooks for such a fine honour.



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... DARYL HUNT!

19 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Congratulations, Duhryl! Have you finally figured out that forging the
e-mail address of a mail2news gateway in a Usenet web-poll *is*
net-abuse?



TAR AND FEATHERS

The winner is... JOSEPH BARTLO!

25 votes - Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi
17 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
00 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Foamy! You've still got it, but you'll never actually
/get it/.



BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.



UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

21 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
18 votes - MCP of soc.men
03 votes - neither of the above

Is anyone else seeing a pattern here? ;-)



GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

27 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
07 votes - Jeff Relf
03 votes - neither of the above

Yet *another* June award for Dr. Chump!



KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

32 votes - YES
01 votes - NO

Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're
completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-)



BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON!

12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon
10 votes - Russell B. Waters, trained by Cujo
09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!!
http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... RICHARD M SCOVILLE!

20 votes - Richard M Scoville
14 votes - Ilya Shambat

Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again!



MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... MODERATORS OF SOC.RELIGION.ASATRU!

21 votes - Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
13 votes - Soc.Men

Congratulations, NaziCretins! You managed to conquer Fort Machismo,
and that was no easy task.

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--

Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE
hung crucified.

"Come down from the cross so that we can believe you are the Son of
GOD."

Name-calling and mocking remain tells for those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

This has nothing to do with Christinanity, you idiot.

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.

Quote:
I don't even know who you are.

Correct. And so this has everything to do with my choice to be openly
Christian.

Quote:
Moi! Some small uninteresting group voted for you.

Still praying for them, however.

Quote:
Do you even go to church?

Yes.

Truth is simple.

You will be in my prayers, dear Holly.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth
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Art Deco
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 28 Apr 2005
Posts: 27

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:02 am    Post subject: Re: PING BRAD GUTH: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006 Reply with quote

Phineas T Puddleduck <phineaspuddleduck@googlemail.com_NOSPAM> wrote:

Quote:
On 11/7/06 01:07, in article 100720061807551194%erfc@netcabal.com, "Art
Deco" <erfc@netcabal.com> wrote:

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:
Message-ID: <e8uj2p$7fr$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]


Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to that
Wink.....

The fraud doctor was a powerful candidate -- I would have voted for him
for Kook of the Month myself had I not already nominated warslime. No
matter, it looks like relfwit has lots and lots of staying power.

[++sci.med.cardiology]

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COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
shitless."
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Fred Hall
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Posts: 11

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:06 am    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

On 10 Jul 2006 16:22:28 -0700, "Holly" <noon_union@yahoo.com> wrote:

Quote:

Fred Hall wrote:
On 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

Say, Andy, I've had 4 stents put in the last 2 years. When the next
blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the
bypass?

Go for the bypass. It works in all metropolitan areas.

Even Atlanta?

--

"Let any real Christians reading here join me in prayer that the
Lord would reward the foul imp posting as "Fred Hall" according
to his works."

Pastor Winter
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Fred Hall
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Posts: 11

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:15 am    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

On 10 Jul 2006 19:57:18 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Quote:
Fred Hall wrote:
On 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

Say, Andy, I've had 4 stents put in the last 2 years. When the next
blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the
bypass?

It would be wiser to identify and eliminate those CV risk factors so
that you no longer have progression of your occlusive CAD.

What risk factors?

Quote:

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth

--

"Let any real Christians reading here join me in prayer that the
Lord would reward the foul imp posting as "Fred Hall" according
to his works."

Pastor Winter
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
medicine forum Guru


Joined: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 8540

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:35 am    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

Fred Hall wrote:
Quote:
On 10 Jul 2006 19:57:18 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Fred Hall wrote:
On 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
nospam2@heartmdphd.com> wrote:

Name-calling and mocking remain tells or those with satan's mark
emblazoned across their foreheads. To understand this, simply surf the
links below my sigs.

Say, Andy, I've had 4 stents put in the last 2 years. When the next
blockage occurs, should I get another stent, or should I go for the
bypass?

It would be wiser to identify and eliminate those CV risk factors so
that you no longer have progression of your occlusive CAD.

What risk factors?

The ones that your cardiologist(s) has already advised you about.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheTruth
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Chadwick Stone
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 03 Apr 2006
Posts: 14

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:58 am    Post subject: PING RAYMOND KARCZEWSKI {Was: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006} Reply with quote

X-No-Archive: YES
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler [wrangler@netcabal.com] has entered
into testimony
e8uj2p$7fr$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com

Quote:
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
09 votes - Onideus Mad Hatter
01 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you
hadn't won - until now.

Considering you beat out a klassic kase of patheticness, this is quite
an akkomplishment.

Quote:
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

31 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive
collection!

Unanimous even! Care for some pliers, convict?

Quote:
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

32 votes - YES
01 votes - NO

Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're
completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. Smile

Not to mention website hosting companies ;)

Three shiny new awards for the hutch and mantle, convict. And here I
was starting to believe that you had run out of steam.

Quote:
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON!

12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon
10 votes - Russell B. Waters, trained by Cujo
09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!!
http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds

Sorry, convict, but were I not prohibited from voting for or against
myself, I would have voted for Kevin & Klu*k... after all, you have
never left any k0oKsounds on my voicemail. <sniffle>

--

COOSN-266-06-70683
Skepticult Member# 581-00504-208

HoT, March 2005
BWMDW, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan

Usenet's most helpful netizen
ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com
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Meat Plow
medicine forum beginner


Joined: 15 Jun 2006
Posts: 4

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Prepare the way for the LORD... Reply with quote

On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:44:58 -0700, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Quote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*



KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

26 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
06 votes - Daryl Hunt
06 votes - Warhol
04 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
03 votes - Mark Sobolewski
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Doc Fraud! Your foam has managed to rise to the top of
an especially formidable field of contenders for this esteemed award.



CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... MCP!

14 votes - MCP of soc.men
10 votes - Jayne Kulikauskas
05 votes - Nik Warrenson
03 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, net.plagiarist! Be sure to remind us[tinu], once
again, how stealing other authors' work is perfectly legal and ethical.



COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... ANDRE LIEVEN!

10 votes - Andre Lieven of soc.men
08 votes - Charles D Bohne
08 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 05 votes - Onideus Mad
Hatter
02 votes - Dustin Cook
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Andre! We[tinw] know you're reading this - better get
that plonker checked by your local proctologist.



LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

23 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
14 votes - Dittoheads of Alt.Fan.Rush-Limbaugh 05 votes - Jeff Relf
02 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Dr. Chump! Winning KotM and LMA in the same month is
quite an impressive feat.



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

22 votes - Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict" 09 votes
- Onideus Mad Hatter
01 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Convict! This is one of the few awards that you hadn't
won - until now.



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

31 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

And another previously-unwon award for Teh Convict's massive collection!



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... KENNETH R PANGBORN!

36 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Go Kenny Kakes Go! Is it true that you'll be filling in for Oprah on
her talk show next month?



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

22 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
09 votes - Dirk Bruere
05 votes - Tom Potter
04 votes - nightbat
01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations again, Quackpot! Once again, you've beaten quite an
impressive bunch of kooks for such a fine honour.



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... DARYL HUNT!

19 votes - YES
00 votes - NO

Congratulations, Duhryl! Have you finally figured out that forging the
e-mail address of a mail2news gateway in a Usenet web-poll *is*
net-abuse?



TAR AND FEATHERS

The winner is... JOSEPH BARTLO!

25 votes - Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi 17 votes - Dr. Andrew B
Chung
00 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, Foamy! You've still got it, but you'll never actually
/get it/.



BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray,
a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is
life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial
slurs in your final dissertation.



UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

21 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
18 votes - MCP of soc.men
03 votes - neither of the above

Is anyone else seeing a pattern here? ;-)



GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is... DR. ANDREW B CHUNG!

27 votes - Dr. Andrew B Chung
07 votes - Jeff Relf
03 votes - neither of the above

Yet *another* June award for Dr. Chump!



KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is... RAYMOND R KARCZEWSKI!

32 votes - YES
01 votes - NO

Congratulations, Kazoo! You'll never run out of places where you're
completely unwelcome - whether it's a web forum or a jail cell. :-)



BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... CHUCK LYSAGHT, TRAINED BY K A CANNON!

12 votes - Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon 10 votes - Russell
B. Waters, trained by Cujo 09 votes - Raymond R. Karczewski, trained
by Chadwick Stone 01 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Kevin! ALL HAIL TEH KOOK SOUNDS!!!!!!!
http://www.insurgent.org/kook-sounds



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... RICHARD M SCOVILLE!

20 votes - Richard M Scoville
14 votes - Ilya Shambat

Congratulations, Dick, for holding down this office once again!



MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... MODERATORS OF SOC.RELIGION.ASATRU!

21 votes - Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru 13 votes - Soc.Men

Congratulations, NaziCretins! You managed to conquer Fort Machismo, and
that was no easy task.

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53
ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--

Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Reminds me of the number of folks who mocked LORD Jesus Christ as HE hung
crucified.

Well there are similarities except you aren't Jesus.
--
COOSN-266-06-25794

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
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