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bob young
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:38 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

outsor@citynet.net wrote:

Quote:
"What part of the subject of this thread do you not understand?"

Sadly I understand all of it, Lord be merciful to me a sinner:

But there are those many who heed the admonition in multiple examples not
to do as the pharisee, including what one is to do instead of their public
behavior, in a closet, and most telling in place of public self righteous
pronouncements about the behavior of others; in contrast to he who found
favor meekly saying "Lord have mercy on me a sinner".

The two thousand children swept out to sea to drown in the tsunami
eighteen months ago were not sinners
- why did your god not save them?

No need to frown and struggle, I will save you the effort.

ALL GODS ARE THE CREATION OF MAN
THEREFORE THEY DO NOT EXIST,
AND AS THEY DO NOT EXIST:

1) they never show
2) they never do anything
3) they never say anything

All we hear are the chronic wailings of fearful humans
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bob young
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:43 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

suneejan wrote:

Quote:
I pray for the Christains that are born again may have boldness to
speak up for their faith. God and Jesus is real.

Care to establish that along 'factual' lines?

Quote:
Although at times it
is tough to follow. Butr I am Glad God understands...that is one of
the reasons he sent Jesus.

NO, the Jesus story was made up by men that lived
around 1.4 generations later
than they period they claimed the Jesus story happened.

THAT is why there were miracles then
and there are non today.

Bob
humanist Brit.

Man of old, the savage,
formed the belief,
the eruption of the volcano
was god's expression of grief.

Man believed the lightning bolt,
for the crops - a blessing of rain,
the curse of flood lending starvation,
was spewed from heavenly gates.

Man believed he could calm divine wrath,
through sacrifice of a virgin pure,
though blood appeased him not,
how the quake continues to tremble the earth.

Man believed the sting of a bee,
the fangs of the serpent, the teeth of a bear
were all signs of divine things,
deities by the dozens, some invented in pairs.

Silly superstitions thrive to this day,
if not for the rationalist, skeptic,
and freethinker,
where would we be?

In Church thumping Bibles, that's where!
See, we've came a long way.
Instead of cracking virgins' skulls,

[with acknowledgements to: Sharon]




Quote:

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv

There is no such thing as a closet Christian who claims that s/he has
accepted Christ but is unable to publicly confess that Jesus Christ is
their LORD, their Savior, and their GOD.

All glory and praise to LORD GOD Almighty, Whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/m3gnu
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Hugh Jarse
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:48 am    Post subject: Re: Andrew Chung arrested!!!!! Reply with quote

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Ben Mitts
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:51 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Quote:
http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv

There is no such thing as a closet Christian who claims that s/he has
accepted Christ but is unable to publicly confess that Jesus Christ is
their LORD, their Savior, and their GOD.

All glory and praise to LORD GOD Almighty, Whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/m3gnu

Well spoken, Andrew!


May Gods Word and Spirit
continue to lead into all
that God has done unto
because of his rich Love!

--
Peace!

Sincerely,
Ben mitts

"If God seems far away,... who moved"

"Feed your faith,.... Starve your doubts"

From The Word of God: And as Moses lifted up the serpent
in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted
up; that whoever believes may in Him have eternal life."
Similarly, God so loved the world, that He gave His only
begotten Son, that who ever believes in Him should not
perish, but Have eternal life. Another: God did not send
the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the
world should be saved through Him. He spoke elsewhere:
I am the resurrection and the life; he who believes in Me
shall live, even if he dies, and everyone who lives and
believes in Me shall never die. Believe you this?

Therefore we may, as many will to do so: "But as many as
received Him, to them He gave the right to become child-
ren of God, even to those who believe in His name,"
(John 1:12)
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bob young
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:32 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

Ben Mitts wrote:

Quote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv

There is no such thing as a closet Christian who claims that s/he has
accepted Christ but is unable to publicly confess that Jesus Christ is
their LORD, their Savior, and their GOD.

All glory and praise to LORD GOD Almighty, Whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/m3gnu

Well spoken, Andrew!

May Gods Word

'He' has never spoken to anyone

"there are lies, lies, and goddamm lies"

Quote:
and Spirit
continue to lead into all
that God has done unto
because of his rich Love!

--
Peace!

Sincerely,
Ben mitts

"If God seems far away,... who moved"

"Feed your faith,.... Starve your doubts"

From The Word of God: And as Moses lifted up the serpent
in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted
up; that whoever believes may in Him have eternal life."
Similarly, God so loved the world, that He gave His only
begotten Son, that who ever believes in Him should not
perish, but Have eternal life. Another: God did not send
the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the
world should be saved through Him. He spoke elsewhere:
I am the resurrection and the life; he who believes in Me
shall live, even if he dies, and everyone who lives and
believes in Me shall never die. Believe you this?

Therefore we may, as many will to do so: "But as many as
received Him, to them He gave the right to become child-
ren of God, even to those who believe in His name,"
(John 1:12)
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\"Mark T\"
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

"Bean Mith" <benmitts@sbcglobal.net> wroteth:

Quote:
Well thpoken, Andwew!


Pr.26:4 "Answer not a fool according to his folly."

Pr.26:5 "Answer a fool according to his folly."

I've decided to use Pr. 26:5

I Corinthians 14:26 - "Let all things be done unto edifying."

I'm not edified by your ratbag fundamentalist posts.

Please follow the Bible and stop posting.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The follower of Truth is free to be sane. He can simply say, "I got a job as
a farmhand because I needed the money." He does not have to take God's name
in vain and say, "The Lord led me to become a farnmhand." He can give good
common sense advice to his friends; he need not indulge in well meant lies
and presumptuously tell them that "the Lord laid thus and so on my heart to
tell you." The follower of Truth can begin a letter with "dear friend ...
How are you?" He needn't pretend he is writing an epistle to the church at
Corinth and open a letter with "Greeting Brother! In the name of our Lord
Jesus Christ, can you send me your recipe for Tortellini al Pesto?" He
understands that reality - the ordinary, the simple, the straightforward -
IS God's. He does not have to be a spiritual lunatic caught up in some
permanent spasm of sneezing out religious phlegm.

from Franky Schaeffer "Sham Pearls For Real Swine" ( Wolgemuth & Hyatt;
Brentwood:1990) [Francis Schaeffer's son] p.136
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:45 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

Bent Boy Mitts wroteth:

Quote:
Gods Word

Bent Boy Mitts is delusional.

The fallible man-made bible is not "God's word"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jesus Removed from Christian's Heart in Touch-and-Go Operation

OTTAWA, CANADA - In a 14-hour operation requiring two teams of cardiac
surgeons, the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was successfully removed from a
Christian man's heart.

"During a low point in his life, the patient, Dennis Richmond, who is now
doing extremely well, invited the Jesus into his heart in hopes of some sort
of eternal salvation. In this case, the invitation was intentional."
"But many naive souls do not realize how often the Jesus is accidentally
invited into a heart, and how quickly He dangerously entangles himself in
essential bodily functions," explained Dr. Peter Rider, of the Ottawa Heart
Center, who led the two surgical teams.

"Often, invasion begins innocuously by reading aloud some 'Dear Lord, I know
I am a sinner...' poem on the back of a discarded religious tract you found
on the street. Even if you said it in a whisper. Even when you say it as a
joke in a big preachy voice."

"The entry route of the Jesus into a host body is usually oral. So, if
you're a sinner, go ahead and think it - but for Christ's sake, don't say so
aloud. Or bam, the Jesus is in your heart and God help you."

Using a detailed vascular diagram taken by MRI, which was then overlaid on a
manuscript illuminated by 14th century Jesuit priests, Dr. Rider showed how
the Jesus quickly took hold in the heart of Mr. Richmond, rapidly filling
the ventricles and atria, and then spreading to the peritoneum. From this
safe haven, tendrils of the Jesus spread to the brain and to the groin.

"At first, the parasitic union brings pleasure to its new host, giving time
for the Jesus to further metastatize. Dennis says he first felt all warm
inside and said 'hi' to everyone and called up his parents and said he
'forgave them' for something or other. In fact, he says he called up a lot
of people and forgave them. He thought it was 'healing' when it was exactly
the opposite."

"While he was beaming and glowing, the Jesus was becoming a growing cancer."

Mr. Richmond gave a brief press interview, in which he related the next
phase of the infiltration.

"I was all heaven and hallelujah for about a week and a half. Or about the
time when my girlfriend, Gibby, was supposed to return from the Spanish
language immersion thing she went to Baja California for. I had thought when
she left that meant we were breaking up, so I was totally down and figured,
how about the Jesus guy?"

"But Gibby called two days before coming back and said she totally missed
me, if you know what I mean, and we said some things over the phone and I
started getting this anticipatory hard-on. And that's when the word
'FORNICATION' goes off in my head like a neon sign."

"And I thought, Jesus Christ, what's this?! And then 'BLASPHEMY' goes off in
my head like a neon sign too. Everywhere I go, I see judgmental labels.
Watch sports - 'IDOLATRY,' go to work - 'PRIDE,' hang with friends -
'SLOTH.' 'FORNICATION' came up a lot."

"About then the guilt kicked in. I had to do something, and fast."

Rider explains that this was a critical point for Mr. Richmond. "The host
recognizes the far-reaching invasion of the Jesus, which starts altering his
mind and natural urges; making a person feel as if his own body is against
him."

"Then the host starts paying a tithe, listening to country music, even
listening to AM talk radio. Beyond this point, extraction becomes
impossible. Dennis was lucky."

Using surgical techniques developed in atheist China, the team cut a small
incision below Mr. Richmond's sternum and were immediately blinded. The
Jesus was everywhere.

"It was like a jungle inside - where to start? We just started cutting out
anything that looked holy. Sweat in our eyes, the unbearable heat, the
radiant light. Dr. Stornberg started humming, and when we realized it was a
hymn, two orderlies hustled him from the operating theater."

"It was gruesome, the medical waste bucket nearly filled up with bloody
scraps of the Jesus. After 14 hours, the patient's chest cavity was as dark
as a sepulchre, so we sewed him up."

"We got lucky, we got real lucky. It was NOT a miracle. Just really good
luck."

"Did they save me?" said a quickly recuperating Dennis, returning one
reporter's question. "Sure as s**t did. And as soon as these stitches heal,
I plan to fornicate Gibby blind and toothless."

Dennis will recovery fully, but doctors have made it clear he will not be
allowed to enter a church, watch a televangelist or talk to any Christian
believer more zealous than a Methodist for a very long time.

From
http://www.lowlights-now.com/ipw-web/portal/73/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=60
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:15 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

Ben Mitts wrote:
Quote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv

New working link for the above at:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheWay

Quote:
There is no such thing as a closet Christian who claims that s/he has
accepted Christ but is unable to publicly confess that Jesus Christ is
their LORD, their Savior, and their GOD.

All glory and praise to LORD GOD Almighty, Whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength.


Well spoken, Andrew!

Many thanks to GOD for this praise which has been redirected
heavenward.

Quote:
May Gods Word and Spirit
continue to lead into all
that God has done unto
because of his rich Love!

It is HIS infinite love that unifies us with the Holy Spirit.

Quote:
--
Peace!

Sincerely,
Ben mitts

"If God seems far away,... who moved"

"Feed your faith,.... Starve your doubts"

From The Word of God: And as Moses lifted up the serpent
in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted
up; that whoever believes may in Him have eternal life."
Similarly, God so loved the world, that He gave His only
begotten Son, that who ever believes in Him should not
perish, but Have eternal life. Another: God did not send
the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the
world should be saved through Him. He spoke elsewhere:
I am the resurrection and the life; he who believes in Me
shall live, even if he dies, and everyone who lives and
believes in Me shall never die. Believe you this?

Yes.

Quote:
Therefore we may, as many will to do so: "But as many as
received Him, to them He gave the right to become child-
ren of God, even to those who believe in His name,"
(John 1:12)

Amen and amen ! ! !

May GOD continue to bless the writing of HIS Word in these usenet
groups, in the holy name of HIS one and only begotten Son, LORD Jesus
Christ, Who chose to suffer terribly and die horribly on the cross in
order to save us from our deadly sins.

Amen ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Marana tha !

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheLife
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:15 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

bob young wrote:
Quote:
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:

http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv

New link for the above:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheWay

Quote:
There is no such thing as a closet Christian who claims that s/he has
accepted Christ but is unable to publicly confess that Jesus Christ is
their LORD, their Savior, and their GOD.

All glory and praise to LORD GOD Almighty, Whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength.

"Excuse me, Please move out of the way.....

No.

Would direct your attention to the subject of the thread.

What part of it do you not understand ?

Still praying for you, dear Bob.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheLife
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:15 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only (New Link Provided). Reply with quote

Nymshifter wrote:
Quote:
Just like makeashorterlink.com, right andy?

Andrew wrote:
No.

Finally, he speaks the truth.

It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.

Quote:
They booted him quite a while ago.

Actually, no.

These services remain completely anonymous.

Quote:
He knows this, yet is incapable of admitting his transgressions.

Sorry this post bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities.

Perhaps next time you should pay attention to the subject of the
thread.

Quote:
Alas, now he's reduced to using his own website. It's only a matter of
time before BellSouth boots him, too.

Without the LORD, your hope will avail naught.

Quote:
Again.

Perhaps if you pray hard enough.

" I am the way, the truth, and the life..." -- LORD Jesus Christ.

http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheWay

Bottomline:

There is no such thing as a closet Christian who claims that s/he has
accepted Christ but is unable to publicly confess that Jesus Christ is
their LORD, their Savior, and their GOD.

All glory and praise to LORD GOD Almighty, Whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength.

Still praying for you, dear neighbor.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheLife
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:15 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

percy wrote:
Quote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Without the LORD, your fantasies are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).

Still praying for you, dear Kurt.


Without your fantasies, your lord is meaningless.

Vicki

Actually, it is written that through Christ all things were made.

" I am the way, the truth, and the life..." -- LORD Jesus Christ.

http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheWay

Bottomline:

There is no such thing as a closet Christian who claims that s/he has
accepted Christ but is unable to publicly confess that Jesus Christ is
their LORD, their Savior, and their GOD.

All glory and praise to LORD GOD Almighty, Whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength.

Still praying for you, dear Vicki.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://HeartMDPhD.com/TheLife
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:24 am    Post subject: Oops! What a give away Reply with quote

Ben **Mitts** wrote:
Quote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv

There is no such thing as a closet Christian who claims that s/he has
accepted Christ but is unable to publicly confess that Jesus Christ is
their LORD, their Savior, and their GOD.

All glory and praise to LORD GOD Almighty, Whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/m3gnu

Well spoken, Andrew!

May Gods Word and Spirit
continue to lead into all
that God has done unto
because of his rich Love!

--
Peace!

Sincerely,
Ben **mitts**


I love puns that are really Freudian slips.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:27 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Quote:
Ben Mitts wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv


What kind of personality disorder is indicated by the patient showing
everyone his poo?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

Pastor Kutchie wrote:
Quote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Ben Mitts wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv


What kind of personality disorder is indicated by the patient showing
everyone his poo?

Dude, tinyurl kicked it for TOS. Man, that was quick. Can you point me
to the thread?

-Panama Floyd, Atl.
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Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:14 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Born-again Christians Only. Reply with quote

panamfloyd@hotmail.com wrote:
Quote:
Pastor Kutchie wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Ben Mitts wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/mxwcv


What kind of personality disorder is indicated by the patient showing
everyone his poo?

Dude, tinyurl kicked it for TOS. Man, that was quick. Can you point me
to the thread?


Sorry. I snipped too much. The point is, he actually posted the tinyurl
link, and below it, he posted the original link, pointing out that the
above one no longer worked. Like, 'look at me! Look at what I've
done!".


http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/browse_frm/thread/92d5b0410ef47c03/2b81e751633d48d6#2b81e751633d48d6
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